that boy ain't right: fanfiction by eleveninches

degrassi tng * harry potter * inception * lord of the rings
queer as folk * sg-1 & atlantis * smallville * x-men * contact * lj

Last update: September 18, 2010 - One new Inception fic.



degrassi: the next generation

He Likes Me - Feb 2005. An unfinished DTNG fic in which Tom is vengeful, Dylan is jealous, Jimmy is angry, and Spinner is as straight as the day is long. Dylan/Marco, Spinner/Paige.



harry potter

The Half-Blood Prince

The Very Magnitude of Guilt - 8,900 words, Jan 2006, gen. Harry doesn't kill Voldemort, doesn't get the girl, and doesn't get peace of mind. But somehow everything turns out okay. [lj link]


Goblet of Fire

Two Death Eaters Walk Into a Bar, with Rube. 2,015 words, April 2003, gen. All Lucius wanted was for his son to make him proud. [lj link]

Tickle Me Pink - 1,250 words, Nov 2002, NC-17. That's sexual harassment, Mister, and I don't have to take it. Dirty, dirty Harry/Draco. [lj link]

Heart Stopped Breathing - 980 words, May 2002, gen. Ron. Egypt. In the heat of summer, Fate pauses for no man. (Read the remix: Heart Stopped Breathing (And Beating Too) by losselen.) [lj link]

The Pop Goes the Weasel Trilogy - 22,150 words, March 2002, gen(ish). A black comedy. Ron wants to be famous. Lucius Malfoy wants to be a god. Toss in amnesia, evil artefacts, alternate dimensions, and backstabbing on all sides, and stir until you go insane. Warnings for drug abuse, heavy rock music, and a complete lack of morals. [lj link]

Stories in the trilogy:
I Was a Death Eater and All I Got Was This Bloody T-Shirt
I Was a Lucius Lover and All I Got Was This Black Eye
I Was a Professor and All I Got Was This Fungal Growth


Prisoner of Azkaban

How Harry Potter Got His Groove Back - 12,350 words, Nov 2001. Snape tries to hang himself, Draco enters an alternate reality, and Harry Gets a Clue. Harry/Draco, Snape/James/Lucius.


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NEW! Friendly Fire - 1,500 words, Sept 2010. A week after the events of the movie, Cobb checks in with his teammates. Arthur/Eames, vague Cobb/Ariadne UST. [lj link]



lord of the rings (movieverse)

How to Save Your Marriage - 4,550 words, 2003. Aragorn needs an heir. Arwen wants to go home. Legolas is just there for the free food. Aragorn/Arwen, Aragorn/Legolas. [lj link]



queer as folk US/wonderfalls

Brian Like Me, with mlefay. 10,500 words, May 2005. Brian learns he has a destiny. He promptly rejects it. Brian/Justin, post-series. [lj link]



queer as folk US

I Need a Lover That Won't Drive Me Crazy - 8,025 words, March 2005. Theodore Schmidt: the guy you settle for when you're dying from a pretzel. Ted/Other, Ted/Emmett. [lj link]

The Pink Posse And I - 9,900 words, May 2004. When Brian and Justin break up over the whole gang issue, Brian finds himself in even more trouble than when he started. While he's caught playing Maria to Justin's Tony, bitter gang rivalries come to surface as Cody and Justin try to be the biggest hetero basher on the block. An alternate take on episode 4x05. Brian/Justin. [lj link]

Growing Pains - 8,700 words, March 2004. Michael plus huge mistake equals character growth. Or something. Michael/Other, Michael/Ben. Warnings for implied sexual situations between an adult and a minor. [lj link]

Charmed Life - 7,600 words, Dec 2003. After Stockwell's defeat, Brian has to vanquish evil, survive mysterious hardships, and sort out his love life. It's like Brian Kinney, Vampire Slayer, only without the vampires or the cool superpowers. Brian/Justin, Alternate Season Four Timeline. [lj link]

International Brian Kinney Day - 2,700 words, Oct 2003. The wedding fic. Brian/Justin, Alternate Season Four Timeline. "So we're setting aside a day to revolve around Lord Kinney again. How is this news?" [lj link]


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Lilah's Coffin - 4,450 words, Nov 2002, gen. Lex had thought Smallville would be boring, but that was before the town tried to kill him. A romp in the hay complete with goat's blood, football players, flying cows, and corn. (Read the Remix: Football, Goats, and Vampires, Oh My! (The Snarky Blonde Chick Remix) by Tracy.) [lj link]



stargate sg-1/atlantis

Reinventing the Wheel - 65,000 words, November 2008, NC-17. A strange coincidence leads to Sheppard and McKay accidentally wiping out the Wraith. Now, to return home, they must battle aliens, Ancients, dopplegangers, their own feelings, and the most unnerving thing of all, whales. McKay/Sheppard, with McKay/Keller, Sheppard/Katie, Teyla/Ronon, Sheppard/Carter, and Sheppard/Beckett. [lj link]

There's No Such Thing as Daniel Jackson - 43,000 words, Oct 2007. Six months after a devastating attack against Earth, Sheppard gets a promotion and a reassignment to Russia, where he encounters evil aliens, Rodney McKay, SG-1, a possible plot against him -- and a series of unexplained visions. Alternate Universe, McKay/Sheppard. [lj link]

Certain People Got a God Complex - 17,700 words, July 2007. An old friend needs McKay's expertise, so he takes Sheppard as collateral. Getting Sheppard back may prove to be harder than expected when McKay realizes they're dealing with a lunatic. McKay/Sheppard. [lj link]

Life Lessons Learned From Aliens - 7,600 words, Dec 2006. Teyla has an accident with an alien device that leads to revelations about the team. Rodney's not too happy about his. McKay/Sheppard, Teyla/?. (Listen to the podcast by Dodificus.) [lj link]

People are People (Except When They're Wraith) - 23,000 words, Oct 2006. Sheppard has a run-in with a Wraith. Things go downhill from there. McKay/Sheppard, Teyla/Other. [lj link]

Them Other Boys Don't Know How to Act - 4,775 words, August 2006, NC-17. Tag for Irresistible. Rodney fails at getting his revenge, and Sheppard fails at getting his point across. McKay/Sheppard. (Read remix Socially Acceptable Behavior (The White Men Can't Rap Remix) by Smitty, or listen to the podcast by Ponceflower.) [lj link]

Atlantis Wasn't Built in a Day - 3,600 words, June 2006. "It was just his luck to get stranded in a galaxy where he had to live in a wigwam and eat polar bear." McKay/Sheppard, Alternate Timeline for 1x10 The Storm.

The Modern Man's Hustle - 23,500 words, May 2006. A diplomatic mission has lasting consequences for Elizabeth and Ronon. Featuring alien wildlife, fake marriages, witch hunts, Elizabeth/Ronon, Sheppard/McKay, and Teyla/Other. [The Roads Never Lead Where They're Supposed to Go - 23,300 words, April 2006, NC-17. A slightly different John and Rodney, in a slightly different Atlantis, fight Marines, dinosaurs, and each other. Alternate Universe. McKay/Sheppard, Elizabeth/Zelenka. (Listen to the podfic here by Reena Jenkins!) [lj link]

Little House on the Mainland - 10,600 words, March 2006. Elizabeth makes mistakes, Halling runs for president of Atlantica, and Sheppard accidentally learns something about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. McKay/Sheppard. [lj link]


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x-men (movieverse)

Magneto's First Step Towards Conquering the World and Exterminating All Humans, in the Aftermath of San Francisco - 650 words, June 2006, gen. The scene that was totally missing from the end of X3. [lj link]



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